March 2013
picking my kid up from school in 25 years
me: yo shawty, leggoo
kid: mom, please not this again
me: stop being a hater. yolo
kid: you're embarrassing me
me: swag
January 2013
“If you expect nothing from anybody, you’re never disappointed.”
– Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via ugh)
I just want to cry.
Watchquoms:
that’s not something that props can fix
I tell my family mainstream media is full of lies. Their response: “you’re so paranoid.”
